call it shes got the jack Wed like to give this one to you
Psssst Gonorrhea, oh no, i just had my first dose Of gonorrhea
She gave me her mind Then she gave me her body But it seems to me That she gave it to anybody But i made her cry And i made her scream (scream for me) [audience screams] I took her high And i curdled her cream But how was i to know that she had been there before She told me she was a virgin She was number nine, ninety-nine on the clinical list And i fell in love with the dirty little bitch
Shes got the jack (i hate to tell you this darling)
I searched her mind And then i searched her body ...but so did everybody But she gave me her heart And she gave me her soul And a great, big - warn out Empty hole But how was i to know it had been filled in before She said, "bon, ive never had the urgency" She was number nine, ninety-nine on the critical list And i fell in love with the dirty little bitch
Shes got the jack (ill kill her) (oh and it hurts)
You know, i woke up one morning, and there it was on the sheets - the clap Now i know you all call it the clap over here so what im gonna do Im gonna say "shes got the --", and i want you all to shout out Just what it is shes got, in this case its the clap And if you wanna know who gave it to her, dont look at me
Shes got the ... (i wanna hear your voices) Shes got the ... clap Shes got the ... clap Shes got the ... clap (that guy down there, whatta you doing?) Shes got the ... clap (yeah, you show me) Shes got the ... clap Shes got the ... clap (she got that too, ha?) Shes got the ... clap
(i think what she needs ... is an angus young penicilian)