Right now hes probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and shes probably getting frisky...
right now,
http://www.sozarsivi.com/carrie+underwood
hes probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she cant shoot whiskey...
Right now,
http://www.sozarsivi.com/carrie+underwood
hes probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he dont know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time hell think before he cheats.
Right now,
http://www.sozarsivi.com/carrie+underwood
shes probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now,
http://www.sozarsivi.com/carrie+underwood
shes probably saying "Im drunk"
and hes a thinking that hes gonna get lucky,
Right now,
http://www.sozarsivi.com/carrie+underwood
hes probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he dont know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time hell think before he cheats.
I mightve saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it wont be on me
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time hell think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time hell think before he cheats...